Ref. ARC-0005 · delivered by hand

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Re: it is beige, and it is approved.

Every line here is a document somebody received. The joke is the process and never a neighbour, and the narrator has already painted it beige.

Findings

  1. Item 1THE BOARD MEETS TUESDAY
  2. Item 2I GOT A LETTER ABOUT MY GRASS
  3. Item 3APPROVED SHADE
  4. Item 4IT'S BEIGE, IT'S APPROVED
  5. Item 5ARCHITECTURAL REVIEW PENDING

Please remedy at your earliest convenience. The board meets Tuesday.